rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

dulect:

do you ever just listen to an old song and remember all the reason why you fell in love with it

Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me: don't
Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus: hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus: if something were to
Me:
Uterus: happen

anus:

woah there let’s take it easy

bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

f0ndly:

mild sexual love blog